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Blonde on an airplane

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blonde going to houston

the plane is on its way to houston when a blonde

in economy class gets up and moves to the first class section and sits down.

the flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket.

she then tells the blonde that she paid for

economy class and that she will have to sit in the back.

the blonde replies, "i'm blond, i'm beautiful, i'm

going to houston and i'm staying right here."

the flight attendant goes into the cockpit and

tells the pilot and the co-pilot that there is a

blonde sitting in first class that belongs in

economy and won't move back to her seat.

the co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to

explain that because she only paid for economy she will have to leave and return to her seat.

the blonde replies, "i'm blonde, i'm beautiful,

i'm going to houston and i'm staying right here."

the co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably

should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman who won't listen to


the pilot says, "you say she is a blonde? I'll

handle this. I'm married to a blonde. I speak blonde."

he goes back to the blonde and whispers in her

ear, and she says, "oh, i'm sorry."

she gets up and goes back to her seat in


the flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and

asked him what he said to make her move without

any fuss.

i told her, "first class isn't going to houston.
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