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Jennifer, a manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to fill a
job opening. After sorting through a stack of 20
resumes she found four
people who were equally qualified. Jennifer decided
to call the four in
and ask them only one question. Their answer would
determine which of them
would get the job.

The day came and as the four sat around the
conference room table, Jennifer asked, 'What is the
fastest thing you know of?'

The first man replied, 'A THOUGHT.' It just
pops into your head. There's no warning.
'That's very good!' replied Jennifer.

'And, now you sir?' she
asked the second man.

'Hmmm.....let me see 'A blink! It comes and
goes and you don't know that it ever happened. A
BLINK is the fastest thing I know of.'

'Excellent!' said Jennifer. 'The blink of
an eye, that's a very popular cliché for speed.'
She then turned to
the third man, who was contemplating his reply.

'Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of
the house and on the wall there's a light switch. When
you flip that switch, way out across the
pasture the light on the barn comes on in less than
an instant. 'Yip, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest
thing I can think of'.
Jennifer was very impressed with the third answer and
thought she had found her man. ‘It’s hard to beat the
speed of light,' she said.

Turning to BUBBA, the fourth and final man, Jennifer
posed the same question.

Old Bubba replied, 'After hearing the previous
three answers, it's obvious to me that the fastest thing
known is DIARRHEA.'

'WHAT!?' said Jennifer, stunned by the

'Oh sure', said BUBBA. 'You see, the
other day I wasn't feeling so good, and I ran for the
bathroom, but before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE
LIGHT, I had already :cussing: my pants.'

BUBBA is now the new greeter at a Wal-Mart near you!

You probably will think of this every time you enter
a Wal-Mart from now
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