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Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and
the other is usually the husband.
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me
that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something
else to take care of first: the truck, the car, e-mail, fishing,
always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a
clever way to make her point.
When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass,
busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched
silently for a short time and then went into the house.
I was gone only a few minutes. When I came out again I handed her a
toothbrush. 'When you finish cutting the grass,' I said, 'you might
as well sweep the driveway.'
The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp
the other is usually the husband.
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me
that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something
else to take care of first: the truck, the car, e-mail, fishing,
always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a
clever way to make her point.
When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass,
busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched
silently for a short time and then went into the house.
I was gone only a few minutes. When I came out again I handed her a
toothbrush. 'When you finish cutting the grass,' I said, 'you might
as well sweep the driveway.'
The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp
