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How
many men does it take to open a
beer?


None. It should be
opened when she brings it.


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Why
is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a
woman?


Because a
woman who can't even afford a washing machine
will probably never be able to support
you.
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Why do
women have smaller feet than men?


It's one of those
'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand
closer to the kitchen sink.


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How do
you know when a woman is about to say something
smart?

When
she starts a sentence with 'A man once told
me....'
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How do
you fix a woman's watch?


You don't. There is a
clock on the
oven.
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If your
dog is barking at the back door and your wife is
yelling at the front door, who do you let in
first?

The dog, of course.
He'll shut up once you let him
in.
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Scientists have
discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex
drive by 90%.

It's
called a Wedding
Cake.

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Why
do men die before their
wives?

They
want
to.
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Women
will never be equal to
men

Until
they can walk down the street with a bald head
and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

 
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