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Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, surely i can't look that old.
Well . . . You'll love this one.


My name is alice , and i was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist.
I noticed his dds diploma on the wall, which bore his full name. Suddenly, i remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 30-odd years ago.
Could he be the same guy that i had a secret crush on, way back then?
Upon seeing him, however, i quickly discarded any such thought.
This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate.

After he examined my teeth, i asked him if he had attended morgan park high school. 'yes. Yes, i did. I'm a mustang,' he gleamed with pride.

When did you graduate?' i asked.

He answered, 'in 1975. Why do you ask?'

you were in my class!', i exclaimed.

He looked at me closely.
Then, that ugly,old,bald,wrinkled faced,
fat-assed,gray-haired,decrepit s-o-b asked,

'what did you teach???'
 

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Ouch, cut off at the knees! :rofl:

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