EEEWWWWEEEE <---pun intendedThe Cowboy, the Indian, and the Dog.
So a cowboy walks up to an Indian with a dog next to him and says to him,
"Hey Indian, mind if I talk to your dog?"
The Indian says in return "Dog no talk".
So the cowboy looks at the dog and says "how's it goin dog?" The dog looks
up and says "yeah...it's goin good. The Indian feeds me, walks me and he
scratches my belly."
The Indian is shocked...
The the cowboy looks over at the Indian's horse and says, "Hey, mind if I talk to your horse?"
The Indian retorts, "Horse no talk."
So the cowboy says "Hey horse, how's it goin?"
The horse looks up and says "yeah...it's cool. The Indian feeds me, puts
me up in the barn and brushes me all over."
The Indian is in utter shock now...
Then the cowboy looks over and says, "Hey Indian, mind if I talk to your sheep?"
The Indian quickly says, "Sheep Lie"!