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A precious little girl walks into a pet store and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"

As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and says, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fwuffy, bwack wabbit ... or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"

She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny, quiet voice ...



"I don't think my python weally gives a thit."
 

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I KNEW I shoudn't have clicked on this - I KNEW IT!!!! :D
 
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